Astronaut Theatre

This is a sketch comedy show themed strictly around the Roman...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:38:51 -0400

This is a sketch comedy show themed strictly around the Roman calendar’s 5th month. So you know, all that May stuff.

Mother, May I take 100 steps towards the Astronaut Theatre show this Saturday at 11pm? Yes you may. TIX HERE.

Brush up on your cosmonaut vocab before our show THIS...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:44:55 -0400

Brush up on your cosmonaut vocab before our show THIS SATURDAY.

The People’s Improv Theater. 11pm. 4/20. Tickets.

In Space, No One Can Hear You Green Next show at The PIT this...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 14:26:56 -0400

In Space, No One Can Hear You Green

Next show at The PIT this Saturday, March 16th at 11pm! We were recently named “Most like a Shamrock Shake if sketch comedy was a metaphor for the McDonalds menu” by some fans recently…so this should be a good one.

Space love show. @ The PIT. This Saturday. kisses and gravity,...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:57:55 -0500

Space love show. @ The PIT. This Saturday.

kisses and gravity,
AT

We’re just a big pile of friends. Trying not to laugh in...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:48:28 -0500

We’re just a big pile of friends. Trying not to laugh in the mirror. Hoping you’ll come to our show.

ASTRONAUT THEATRE SHOW TOMORROW, land-punks. Tickets for Saturday, January 19th, 11pm @ The People’s Improv Theater.

Last shuttle? More like FIRST Astronaut Theatre shuttle of...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 12:29:46 -0500

Last shuttle? More like FIRST Astronaut Theatre shuttle of 2013.

We’re getting ready for Chicago Sketch Fest this weekend. Jump on board Sunday at 6pm. Blast off! Launch! Continuous shuttle metaphors!

Princess Sean is excited for our holiday show. Come share in the...

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:15:32 -0500

Princess Sean is excited for our holiday show. Come share in the excitement!

http://www.facebook.com/events/515006585200995/?fref=ts

Just HANGIN around before our trip to the International Space...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 15:17:01 -0500

Just HANGIN around before our trip to the International Space Station.

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Astronaut Theatre is at NYC SKETCH FESTIVAL. And we made this...

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:03:10 -0400

Astronaut Theatre is at NYC SKETCH FESTIVAL.

And we made this GIF about it.

This Saturday. 11:30 pm. The People’s Improv Theatre. 8 Astronauts. 1 Funny Joke. That’s it! Buy your ticketsss!!

thepit-nyc: THE SCHEDULE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN ANNOUNCED! See you...

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 13:11:00 -0400

thepit-nyc:

THE SCHEDULE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN ANNOUNCED!
See you all in October. :)

OHHEY we’re going to NYC Sketch Fest!! Check out the full schedule for all the funnies.

Rounding out our American hot summer tour, we’ve got TWO...

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 14:55:00 -0400

Rounding out our American hot summer tour, we’ve got TWO shows this week:

Tuesday, July 17th @9:30 pm. People’s Improv Theater, NYC.

Friday, July 20th @10:30pm. Stage 773, Chicago.

Wow. Look at that wingspan. Since we know not everyone has access to their own space shuttle, here’s a handy map complete with driving directions. Your cross country trip will only take 17 hours, and that includes a stop at the famed Harris Dental Museum.

This week’s email newsletter from The PIT just flew into...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 09:54:58 -0400

This week’s email newsletter from The PIT just flew into our mailboxes and boy are our arms tired/excited. Check out that jazzy reminder up top for our NYC show next Tuesday.

TICKETS nomnomnom

Our newest Astronaut Theatre bookmark Thanks to everyone who...

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 14:58:00 -0400

Our newest Astronaut Theatre bookmark

Thanks to everyone who came out for the show last night at the PIT.

We get it.

Looking for more of Tom Ganjamie’s legs? Astronaut Theatre’s...

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:56:23 -0400

Looking for more of Tom Ganjamie’s legs? Astronaut Theatre’s Summertime Grind show is tonight at 9:30 at the PIT. Sizzle sizzle.

The Dames of Astronaut Theatre are launching a gender-specific...

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:54:39 -0400

The Dames of Astronaut Theatre are launching a gender-specific mission this weekend, in which we bring all of our lady parts to the Chicago Women’s Funny Festival on Sunday.

So get sufficiently buzzed at brunch or finish going to church or whatever you do on Sundays and then head over to Stage 773 at 5pm.

GIRLGIRLSGIRLSGIRLSGIRLSGIRLSGIRLS
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A big fat thank you to Austin Sketch Fest for having us this...

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:57:09 -0400

A big fat thank you to Austin Sketch Fest for having us this weekend. We had a grand time on stage, with the other groups, and forcing everyone to watch the Full Bologna Monologue. Special shout out to Lance Gilstrap, Mike from Coldtowne for being awesome, and Stag Comedy for splitting the bill!

Hugs and tacos,
AT

Getting so intimate with Austin Sketchfest

Tue, 22 May 2012 15:50:30 -0400

Getting so intimate with Austin Sketchfest

Tickets are on sale for our MAY TRI COASTAL TOUR. Coast #1:...

Wed, 09 May 2012 16:44:15 -0400

Tickets are on sale for our MAY TRI COASTAL TOUR.

Coast #1: Chicago. May 11 @ Stage 773
Coast #2: NYC. May 17 @ The People’s Improv Theater
Coast #3: Austin. May 25 @ Austin Sketchfest

P.S. There’s a special bonus if you buy the 3-show package, so you should probably get your RV engines in gear.

Astronaut Theatre has officially declared summer, irrespective...

Wed, 02 May 2012 16:14:20 -0400

Astronaut Theatre has officially declared summer, irrespective of weather.

So pull out your one-pieces and mark your calendars for summer show dates!!!!

Newest New Video From Astronaut Theatre You can’t trust...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:56:54 -0400

Newest New Video From Astronaut Theatre

You can’t trust any banks with your money. Where should you put it? We’ve got just the…account.